Uh.oh.

College students come up with some pretty creative games to keep dorm parties interesting or too just relieve stress.  I came up with this whacky list of alternative names for some well-known bands.  Read it.  I think it’s funny.

  

Real Band Name                                                    Alternate Band Names

Orchestral Maneuvers in the Dark                        Emotional Interludes in the Daylight

Blink 182                                                             Scream 531

Linkin Park                                                            Hell’s Kitchin

The Wallflowers                                                     Jacob’s Weeds

Run DMC                                                               Step 311

Sublime                                                                  Lemonade

The Cure                                                                 The Cure

Oasis                                                                       Overated

New Order                                                              The Godfathers

Live                                                                         The Difibulators

Guns N Roses                                                         Beer N Nuts

Tesla                                                                       Fanta

REM                                                                       The Georgia Bugs

Silver Chair                                                             The Croc Pots

The Beatles                                                              The Boy Londons

Weezer                                                                     High Def

Fugazi                                                                      @!#$%$!

Metalica                                                                    Fraid Knots

Depeche Mode                                                          Penny Worths

Phish                                                                          Pig Pen

The Dave Matthews Band                                        Team Dave

REO Speedwagon                                                     Religion

Papa Roach                                                                Hardcore

10,000 Maniacs                                                          The Natalie Merchant Band

U2                                                                               King Arthur and the Knights of the

                                                                                   Roundtable

The Smashing Pumpkins                                          Leaving Earth at Five

Simon and Garfunkel                                                Penn and Teller

Dashboard Confessional                                           Titanium Whitewalls

Hole                                                                           She’s Come Undone

System of a Down                                                     Slide Rule

This one harkens back to my high school freshman year.  I attended a Cotholic College Prep High School and wore a uniform.  Oh dear.  Here’s one for the 1993-4 me.

Thanks…I needed that. 

 

The Cranberries are all the rage.

Seventh period geography is my pride and joy.

Paging through my CD case

Coolio, 10000 Maniacs, and New Order

Freshman year nerves

Introductory Theology has taken a turn for the worse.

Albert has a habit of leaning on me.

The rest play basketball.

My self-esteem is so high.

Peer pressure be damned.

I got my homework done in Spanish class.

This is just the first year.

High school sucks.